I Love It When You Talk Retro

With insightful information such as Rasputin's rumored foot-long penis ("A St Petersburg museum has on display a mummified eleven-inch penis that it claims is his"...Wow I didn't know you could mummify a penis?) and the origin of "Cooties," this book makes for great bathroom reading.

Or if you're prepping to impress your next date.

I can see it now..."Did you know that Rasputin's name has lived on as synonymous with demented but powerful men who hold others in a hypnotic grip, especially women...AND he had a foot long penis. :wink wink:"

Go get em tiger.

Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all

Scott Campbell is an amazing tattoo artist and now his level of bad ass-ness has gained some points with these Laser Cut Dollar Bills y’all.

I Object...Or do i?

Paris Men's Wear Fashion Week always has some interestingly chic men's street fashion. And I personally always get lost in the detail shots taken by Nam from the oh so popular fashion blog StreetFSN (i love you what would my blog be without you??Let's have blog babies).

But recently, and consequently because I've been obsessing over Leandra from ManRepeller (i also love you and since im such a slut let's also have blog babies...well no because we are both females so let's just adopt one instead), a thought came to me as how many of these fashion forward men go for other chic men as oppose to other chic women (you know what I mean). And for the ones who go for women, do their incredible sense of style repel women?

To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't think twice about hugging and letting a complete stranger dressed like this into my personal bubble space, because well...you look awesome. However, I WOULD think twice (actually more than that) before jumping into bed with one. I'm a manly man type of girl, if you're manly and dirty I'll prob have at least a day dream about you (I'm afraid this post is making me sound sluttier by the second).

But since my gaydar has been a bit off lately, here are my thoughts if I were to come across...

Exhibit A. Ok his smirk is creepy like he's having a dirty thought. But then maybe it's a dirty thought about Manolos and what he did with them last night... But his "Fuck Off" pocket handkerchief gets him some badass points...Damn I can't tell with this one.

Exhibit B. Yes definitely gay.......Okay maybe he just really likes his hair straight?...Nope. Gay.

Exhibit C. Awesome tshirt. I mean how "manly" are rottweilers?? Not as manly as several rottweilers on your sleeves...Wait it's tucked in...Double wait you're holding a purse. Is that Gucci?? I don't wanna know.

Exhibit D. Oh...Well I don't even care that you're rocking a sweater in every color of a very saturated rainbow (get it?), you are HOT. Please don't be gay please don't be gay please don't be gay.

*In the event that I've offended anyone, I apologize*

Holy Color Orgasm

Photos from Mark Mawson's Aqueous Series.

What I wore to..

Date night at Lolita's. Channeling my Latina-ness ai aiiii

DIY shoe

Click here for step by step DIY instructions on how I re-designed these (originally) cork wedges.

Mine is gold what is yours

If you're a G like me (but that's doubtful...jk i love u), then you'd be all over this Gold Key $4 by Designer Martí Guixé, like TPain is on multicolored Grillz.

Get it and then show me your grillz.

Inspector gadget Aint got sht on these

...Well I'm sure he does but these Steampunk Rings by Daniel Proulx are just as awesome.

Ring US $75 via @Etsy

What Large Muscles You Have Mr Chair

But Um...who is this chick on you??

Mr Chair design via Designmong Studio

NEW Tshirt "Pretty on the Inside"concept for DirtyLadies by DirtyLace Designs

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