But recently, and consequently because I've been obsessing over Leandra from ManRepeller (i also love you and since im such a slut let's also have blog babies...well no because we are both females so let's just adopt one instead), a thought came to me as how many of these fashion forward men go for other chic men as oppose to other chic women (you know what I mean). And for the ones who go for women, do their incredible sense of style repel women?
To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't think twice about hugging and letting a complete stranger dressed like this into my personal bubble space, because well...you look awesome. However, I WOULD think twice (actually more than that) before jumping into bed with one. I'm a manly man type of girl, if you're manly and dirty I'll prob have at least a day dream about you (I'm afraid this post is making me sound sluttier by the second).
But since my gaydar has been a bit off lately, here are my thoughts if I were to come across...
Exhibit A. Ok his smirk is creepy like he's having a dirty thought. But then maybe it's a dirty thought about Manolos and what he did with them last night... But his "Fuck Off" pocket handkerchief gets him some badass points...Damn I can't tell with this one.
Exhibit B. Yes definitely gay.......Okay maybe he just really likes his hair straight?...Nope. Gay.
Exhibit C. Awesome tshirt. I mean how "manly" are rottweilers?? Not as manly as several rottweilers on your sleeves...Wait it's tucked in...Double wait you're holding a purse. Is that Gucci?? I don't wanna know.
Exhibit D. Oh...Well I don't even care that you're rocking a sweater in every color of a very saturated rainbow (get it?), you are HOT. Please don't be gay please don't be gay please don't be gay.
*In the event that I've offended anyone, I apologize*
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